Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.  Moses
pulled up to the tee and drove a long one.  It landed in the Fairway but
rolled directly toward a water trap.  Quickly Moses raised his club, the
water parted, and the ball rolled to the other side safe and sound.

Next, Jesus steps up to the tee and hits a nice long drive directly
toward the same water trap.  It landed directly in the center of the pond 
and kind of hovered over the water.  Jesus walked out onto the pond and 
chipped the ball up onto the green

The third guy gets up and randomly whacks the ball out over the fence
and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street.  It bounces off a truck and
hits a nearby tree.  From there it bounces onto the roof of a nearby shack
and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway
and right toward the pond.  On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone,
which bounces it out over the water and onto a lily pad, where it rested 
quietly.

Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched
the ball into his mouth.  Just then an eagle swooped down, grabbed the frog
and flew away.  As they passed over the green, the frog dropped the ball,
which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses then turned to Jesus and siad,  "I hate playing with your Dad!".